Meeting the locals in the Chinese version

This evening, I finally managed to get the Chinese version of Ether Saga working on my computer. After logging in and realising I had no idea which realm was the trading realm (or if the trading realm was just as deserted as the others), I decided to do the right thing and reach out towards our oriental friends. Whilst some were polite enough to respond to my inquiries and even dance along with me, there were one or two individuals who demonstrated much international diplomacy is still needed between the east and the west (or south, considering I am from the land down under). Below is the most memorial conversation I have had so far. See if you can spot the subtle signs that indicate I would make a terrible foreign ambassador.

He got too excited seeing an English speaker that he went all out. xD;;

Even knew the slang for 'ass' ..I'm so impressed. :O~

omg that was hilarious, ven, I almost laughed up a lung.

what's sad Veng, when you said you had a conversation with a Chinese person, I kinda already had an idea of how it went